Writers go wild, rebellious readers, booksellers, bookstagrammers, and dream dates planned by an AI concierge at the year’s biggest romance event! And the best part…you don’t even need a ticket to participate! That’s true!
Author Essie Smith-Scott, known as SS, has been the number one spicy romance author in the world for the past ten years.Movie sales, merchandise and dozens of books new york times She’s on bestseller lists and is the founder of the largest romance convention in Earth’s history.
Winning an invitation to the Sin With Us Romance Convention in Las Vegas is the “big break” every romance writer hopes for, and Cynthia Lear’s name ranks at the top of the waiting list Did. She is participating. And she plans to make the most of it. This is her chance to shine and push her career into the stratosphere.
But then she meets Essie’s twin brother, Steve. Not only is Steve Smith handsome, charming, and in love with her job… Liar. To the whole world. Literally everyone.
Because his twin sister Essie isn’t writing that super spicy Master Chalk book for years and years, it’s Steve.
Written by New York Times bestselling author J.A. Hass and actor, author, and narrator Jonathan McLain, The Ro-Bro is a hilarious story about the secret lives of romance writers and the conventions they attend. It’s a pleasant adventure. Be prepared to pee in your pants from laughing so hard. It’s a story that makes me smile every time I think of it.
(PS – If you haven’t been to the world’s biggest dating convention, you don’t even need to go, because that’s how it all happens.) 😉
Passed down by:
Jonathan MacLean
Anne Pepperidge
Julia Whelan
steve
i choose white Button down instead of blue button down. Essie just picked it up from the dry cleaners yesterday, so she’s fresh and crisp and so white it blinds her. This shirt is for my suit and I was planning on wearing it tonight. But I changed my mind.
Suit guys are hot. no doubt. But the job is done and the guy with his sleeves rolled up is even hotter. His hair is sexually disheveled, he has stubble on his chin after a hard day’s work, and he looks a little tired.
I’m not tired. tired. Big difference.
Being tired… “I have to go to bed early tonight.” Alone. ‘
I’m tired… “I need a neck massage and sex.”
I debate the merits of wearing a tie in front of the mirror and grin when I see myself doing everything with and without clothes.
I’ll go with “with.” But I keep it loose by pushing papers around, complaining to clients, and calling assistants over the intercom all day long.
I like this look. I think the next male protagonist needs this look. What should I call it? “Dirty office?” No, when I hear that, images of trash cans and janitors come to mind, but I think it’s true. can Be sexy. But as a romance novel, it requires a lot of backstory.
I’ll call this expression… “After Time.” Hmm. Much better. This conjures up images of sex in nightclubs and bathrooms.
Why not think about Cordelia’s lovely bedding tonight? Is she that kind of woman?
Probably not.
But sending the right message isn’t a bad thing. I mean, if she is, I’m totally open to having sex for the first time outside of a date.
At this moment I had a revelation. I’m writing the scene in my head. You’re building a character. Sure, this is something writers do…but it’s not something I do. It has become Are doing. Ever since that disastrous affair with SF.
Maybe Cordelia is my muse?
Will she be the inspiration I’ve been waiting for?
Could Cordelia Salantopoulos be my light at the end of a very dark tunnel of self-loathing? After a harrowing run-in with brutal critics, will Steve Smith be able to shake off his fears and live to write another science fiction masterpiece?
Oh my god. I even write blurbs in my head.
Perhaps Terry was right?
maybe my life teeth Romance novel?
Maybe that’s the secret to success? Live your life like it’s fiction.
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RO BRO release commemorative item
To enter in the comments, tell us if you’ve ever had a summer romance…
When I was a teenager, I had a fun summer romance with a guy in Ohio. At the time I was crazy about horses and one of the other girls working at the barn got a part time job and I met a guy. He’s a few years older than me and we spent all summer going camping, fishing, and just hanging out and doing fun summer things. It was very good. 🙂
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We hope you enjoy THE RO BRO. This was such a fun project – perfect for summer reading!